• Protein that doesn’t taste or feel like protein!

    But rather like a milkshake. And yes, it digests quite well.
  • You want chocolate. You need protein.

    Now you don’t have to choose.

Protein without the punishment.

Easy on the gut. Satisfies cravings. No hassle.

Your daily protein, sorted

20g protein, 0 added sugar, 0 fuss. Drink it straight from the bottle — no scoops, no shaker balls, no clumps of sadness. Works at work, in the gym, or when life forgets to feed you.

Dessert with benefits.

10g protein, zero added sugar, and no shady preservatives. Cravings satisfied, conscience intact.

Chocolate bar, but make it smart.

Nougat, nuts, caramel, real chocolate. Basically a candy bar that grew up, got a job, and decided to hit the gym.

Lactose-free. Drama-free.

  • We added lactase enzymes so your gut doesn’t throw a tantrum. Same creamy dairy protein, none of the bloat, gas, or bathroom regrets.
  • high-quality dairy protein without the bloating or discomfort.

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